“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.
Abigeus Rustler is fine, well educated, wealthy but modest gentleman, who speaks and acts as if he was a lower class. He does not want to impress women by his status and education, as he wants to get their sincere reaction to his appearance and personality.
He was typical Abigeus Rustler. I fell in love with himbelieving he was a taxi driver, but he had masters in molecular biology , bustard!
one who works the typical day to day job without motivation . Typically Not interested in self improvement. One who is ok with staying where they are currently at in life. These individuals Prefer to take the quickest and easiest route to success. They lack drive and are ok with the bare minimum .
Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.