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A boring ass town in the country that has nothing to do besides the Mini Put place and Dairy Queen. The town officials need to put things for people to do in town.
Shirland, Rockton, and Roscoe are the most boring towns in Northern Illinois
Roscoe by SnookiBear1988 May 27, 2011
1.A very large penis

2.The act of slapping a girl with your penis during oral sex.

3. Just a great fucking name
1.See now thats a roscoe.

2.I roscoed her.

3. I'm a roscoe, so fuck you.
Roscoe by jedi pimps December 28, 2005

a roscoe 

Pookie got a roscoe he finna take out 2short
a roscoe by Anonymous August 14, 2003

The Day Of Roscoe 

The day of Roscoe is December 24th What is the day of Roscoe you may ask? It's where anyone named "Roscoe" gets admin in discord servers and does whatever they want it's basically the purge but for people name "Roscoe"
Oh did you hear "The Day Of Roscoe" is tomorrow be careful!

Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins 

A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.
Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?

Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.

Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper
The act of slapping someone face with an erect penis.
After I finished I roscoed that bitch with more power than a left hook from Tyson.
Roscoe by hotcarlcoldrichard August 8, 2017