Reemed 

To give someone a hard time

The mother reemed her daughter for dating the Loser.

Reemed by JosephMantra October 9, 2015

reesed 

the equivalent to "owned" or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways...

El Negro: You is a big fat whore
*chinease guy crys*
Black Person:OHHHHHH, you got reesed mo-fucka

Charlie:I want a popsicle
Talom:I'm Jewish though
Shenaynay: OHHH damn, you got reesed fag

reesed by sanks October 15, 2005

reeved 

When a movie is made worse by having Keanu Reeves in it.

Al Pacino wasn't hamming it up that bad in The Devil's Advocate, but you have to admit that movie got totally reeved.

reeved by ceth60606 April 18, 2010

Reesed 

A situation you may be in when you wake up naked, tired, feeling sick and worrying about what had happened after a heavy night of drinking, in the same feotal position as Kyle Reese in The Terminator when he first appears in 1984 as a result of time travelling.

He's Reesed
I woke up Reesed this morning

Reesed by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011

christopher reeved 

to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.

Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.

christopher reeved by Alligator UGH May 6, 2008

reesed up 

having or eating a reese’s peanut butter cup

hannah: “yo, jaden, reese me up”

jaden: “hurd” *throws reese’s peanut butter cup*

hannah: “god it feels so good to be reesed up rn”

reesed up by lit corinthian July 15, 2021

RHELed 

When Red Hat sticks their big juicy cock where it rightfully belongs in the grasp of the left hand of God.

To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.

CentOS just got RHELed so hard that the fight porn was practically NSFW! It's now CentOS Stream. Thankfully, one can always use the unRHELed AlmaLinux OS or Rocky Linux distros.

RHELed by Bad C dev January 12, 2022