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A simple, homely, or basic person or thing. It is often used to describe someone who clearly attempts to be extravagant, creative, and grandeur but is really about as plain as a bag of potatoes.
Student 1: She actually thinks Harry Styles wants her! HA!

Student 2: Please! She is way too quiche for him to even notice. Swerve.
Quiche by Boña December 11, 2013
quiches are a type of food which is very plain and boring! what is good about a quiche they are only ever eaten because they are the last piece of food left. hense "your a quiche"
hahaha shauns a quiche!
Quiche by hensonboy September 8, 2010
Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.
Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.
Quiche by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009
"It's just a f**king omelette inside of a pie crust."
"Guys will eat an omelette and a pie crust separately, but the d**kheads won't eat it together. I'm down with quiche, and f**k anyone else that ain't."
Hot but like the step above hot, quiche to the point that you wanna have sex with them
Wow that girls hot, nah shes quiche
A white substance typically found in white peoples' hair.
Black Nigga: "Man what the... BILLY! You got fucking Quiche in your hair!"
Billy: "Bro I swear its snow!!!"
Quiche by YoooItsIgnac June 30, 2016