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Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly
Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"
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Finger Punch The Clam Box 

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out
You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

fuck punching 

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her
fuck punching by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

pull a punch 

It's a boxing term, when you pull a punch you don't hit the other fighter as hard as you can.
It also means to hold back from doing or saying what you really think, not being completely honest so you won't hurt somebody's feelings.
When you don't pull any punches you are frank, honest.
Jason is a brutally honest guy, so if you can't handle the truth then you better not ask for his opinion, he can't pull a punch.
pull a punch by sandra_dee January 12, 2009

Punch the boulder 

Similar to "Jump the Shark" or "nuke the fridge", this idiom is used to describe when a videogame has begun its decadence or a period of bad quality. Named after the events in the final level of Resident Evil 5 when Chris Redfield shows impossible levels of human strength when he punches a boulder in a freaking volcano. It's important to mention that these moments aren't guilty of the changing direction (for worse) of a videogame saga but rather a symbol of it.
Oh my gosh, I thought this game was just campy but after the cutscenes it has definitely came to its "Punch the boulder" moment.

Empty Punching Bag

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

punchable face 

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them
That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face