pud 

-someone who doesn't have their shit together, useless.
-a fat whale.
-one who is undesirable, ugly, & most of all, stupid

-What the fuck do you think you're doing, pud; get outtaa herreee?
-Quick blocking the sun pudzillawhale!

pud by sunshiineekid January 15, 2009

Pud 

soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis

Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee

Pud by bloodyrebel December 28, 2011

Pud 

from "pudendum," originally a shortened reference to the female genitalia

She spread her legs, exposing her hairy pud.

Pud by Joey B. Goode August 4, 2003

Pud 

The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.

"Wanna suck my pud?"

Pud by professeur March 2, 2009

Pud 

The fat part of an animal's chin.

If you scratch my cat's pud he'll bite you.

Pud by Buckminster Reed May 24, 2005

pud 

sperm,cooze,jizz,snizz.

i save my pud in a film can

pud by jace freebase March 4, 2003

pud 

Poop, shit, feces, crap, dung, scat, fecal matter

back in my day we pounded pud

pud by pud pounder September 2, 2019