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Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"
Platypus by mrginger2905 March 13, 2015
A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
platypus by pythonspam November 7, 2003
A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."
platypus by Nydwyngreendragon April 28, 2004
The sped of the animal kingdom... A semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal...
Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped
platypus by Bill Eburn April 30, 2005
Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!
Platypus by DeadassDefinitions August 16, 2017
half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.
doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
platypus by marina_ November 21, 2019