PITTing 

1. To lose to a lesser opponent 2. To lose at the end of a sporting event in a rather peculiar fashion. 3. To find a way to lose while winning.

The Panthers are winning to start the 4th quarter, I hope they don't end up PITTing at the end.

PITTing by Big Nick Digger December 24, 2015

poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.

"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."

poop painting by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

PORCELINE PAINTING 

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

Pinging

High on large amounts of stimulants (MDMA, cocaine, Ketamine, M-Kat, etc)

She was completely pinging after she dropped a bomb of MDMA.

Pinging by Waveyef June 1, 2015

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pining for the fjords by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

painting the canvas by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

pindingas 

from el Peru: left up in the air, abandoned to uncertainty, waiting and no news arrives, no resolution to a very "pregnant" situation

My man said we would meet for lunch and then have a quickie today. He never showed, he never called, he left me en pindingas!
So I called my "supplier," pleading, "Bring me something to cheer me up!" "Honey, I am in the car and on my way!he said. I am still awaiting his arrival and he doesn't pick up his cell. Will he arrive or not? He has left me en pindingas.

pindingas by Vizma March 5, 2008