Penis 

The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina

Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis

Penis by Giggity giggity it's quagmire March 30, 2021

Penis 

The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.

(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.

Penis by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015

Penis 

The wiggly part of your mfkn groin

My penis is mfkn itchy bois

Penis by Drewdown13 November 19, 2020

Penis 

A meat bar that you can wrap up in ribbons and slip in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.

I took my meat bar (penis) out in the park. Now I'm writing this definition and example from prison.

Penis by Bossa Nova January 24, 2015

Penis 

A very valuable tool.

- Hold on, what did the writer mean while describing Penis?

- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.

Penis by unmol December 9, 2022

Penis 

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Many people have searched up the word penis on urban dictionary because they are very bored.

Penis by Mrs President July 11, 2021

Penis 

A obviously edible sausage

Guy 1: Yo look it’s a penis
Guy 2: Brooo eat it

Penis by TheGreatestNameToEverFingExist December 29, 2021