Laytoning
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Such a baddie. Can be very annoying but sweet. Usually blonde, can sound like a seagull when she screams but can hit the Ariana Grande high note. She can be very rude but she's ok
Lauren: you see that baddie over there
Carly: ya she's like kinda annoying and rude
Lauren: she must be a Paytonn
Carly: ya she's like kinda annoying and rude
Lauren: she must be a Paytonn
paytonn by nun-ya-bizness November 3, 2021
Mr. Paytowin
A word meaning a person whom buys their way to the top of a game to try to be better then other players
“Dude, are you fucking kidding?? You Mr. Paytowin retard, of course you would buy that. I’m trying to play the game and your being a stupid pay to win fuck and tying the experience.”
Mr. Paytowin by CRHEY January 28, 2019
Paxtoning
Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Paxtoning by Steven Earps April 15, 2007
pardoning myself
I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
pardoning myself by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018