patrice 

a hoe

"hey have you heard of patrice?"
"oh you man that hoe"

patrice by boxesofsunshine June 29, 2022

patrice 

Patrice is hot, brilliant, and amazing, never does wrong, and anytime he makes a mistake its an accident. He would never purposely hurt somebody. He's 6'0, and good at everything naturally. He is introverted but can be extroverted. Model hands. Always glowing.

Everyone in the world wants to be like Patrice.

Why am I not patrice?

patrice by agh2103 August 4, 2022

Patrice Wilson

An obvious pedophile music producer. He produces children's music videos. He portrays little girls as sexual objects. His music videos always have sexual tones. Children should not be allowed around him.

As a serial child rapist was being sentence by the judge, the judge exclaimed "You are worse than Patrice Wilson"

Patrice Wilson by IslamicFeminist November 13, 2017

patrice bergeron 

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.

patrice bergeron is perfect.

patrice bergeron by hawkey37 June 29, 2015

patrice parslidis

a short dysfunctional human being that inst loved by anyone and has the luck of being shit on by birds.

"oh look this cow is a patrice parslidis"

patrice parslidis by jaafr June 21, 2016

Sweaty Patrice 

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.

"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."

Sweaty Patrice by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

wet patrice 

similar to a wet willy; however the target is a nostril rather than an ear

April: Dammit - some random just gave me a wet patrice... AGAIN!!!
Billy: Man long pause ...that sucks.

wet patrice by B&SfromSB February 23, 2013