Past wife experience 

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Past wife experience by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017

past forever 

how long stephany and brianna going to last.

issa past forever typa thang ❤️

past forever by 3.3.17 October 28, 2017

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

Past Minute by chadatha January 3, 2011

past present 

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

past present by lankylegs November 13, 2013

past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)

1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.

past present tense by evilbetty June 11, 2013

past it

over the hill, past one's prime

British in origin

"He used to be sharp as a tack, but he's past it now."

past it by Debbie D. April 9, 2016

Past Thick

A female that has described herself as "thicc" but is actually fat. Confusing thick with obese.

" No, she's not thick... she's past thick."

Past Thick by 10 year old Tom January 30, 2018