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parading the marlin

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When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009
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Parading the Pope

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When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.
That guy is parading the pope.
by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018
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Paradoxin

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Used in Procrastinol overdoses. Encourages subjects to believe that ambition is futile.
I got totally wired on Procrastinol and nearly did something. Two Paradoxin and I was fine.
by Poopwords January 10, 2019
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pardoning the turkey

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a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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paradoxical phramacology

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Administering drugs that will make the symptoms only worse, so that the body can be well-prepared to battle the on-set of disease next time!
Weird...innit?
Doctors gave a weird name 'invert agonists' for those who go through this kind of new therapy called paradoxical phramacology! Go figure!
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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paranoing

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You are paranoing me to a point of insanity.
by BTAS-K July 31, 2004
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Paradoxic

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1. A word used to define something which has anti-stereotypical, ironic, or contradictive qualities.

2. An indie band from Wolverhampton, UK who have several amazing songs and gig on a regular basis around the midlands area!
1. If you're a pig and you snort cocaine, that's paradoxic.

2. "Hey, have you heard of paradoxic?"
"Yeah, I went to their gig last week"
"Oh cool - I've only heard them on myspace"
"oooh, what is it, i can't find it?"
"www.myspace.com/paradoxictheband"
by AgzOrns March 12, 2009
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