pandamergency 

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

pandamergency by GrabTheGoBag December 12, 2019

Pandemenarche

Getting your first period during a global pandemic.

May 2020-Ruby cannot come swimming today, ya know, pandemenarche.

Pandemenarche by Ntrouble July 20, 2020

Pandemeering 

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

Pandemeering by Texano February 5, 2021

pandeverte 

Noun:
a cyst on the eastern quadrant of the upper half of a domestic people. Some persons use Pandeverte in gibberish interpretations, when in reality its just a cyst. A nasty cyst full of puss and infection. Often leaks when agitated.

Stood out in the sun all day...after the morning sun cooked me, i noticed a Pandeverte on my eastern arm...right under the elbow. I think I'll have Marcus try and rip it off after we play "Call of duty" for a little bit

pandeverte by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

Pandemorexia 

An Eating disorder with initial onset during the pandemic that does not fit neatly into established eating disorder diagnoses and is often associated with significant psychosocial issues including parental dysfunction and substance abuse

Since the onset of the Covid 19 pandemic, many more teenagers have been hospitalized with pandemorexia.

Pandemorexia by Pan doc February 20, 2022

Devine panderer 

No he's regurgitating Teal Swan talking points. I mean, he's literally- Wait! I'll put it this way: He is to Teal Swan what you are to Kevin Samuels. He's adopted the Tean Swan intersexual relationship propositional ethic.

Hym "Oh, yeah that 'devine panderer' is just a Teal Swan derivative. Some guy said she's a cult leader. She kind of SEEMS like a cult leader... But, you know, if none of the religions are correct than they're all technically cults."

Devine panderer by Hym Iam January 15, 2024