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jesus harold christ on rubber crutches 

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

Sitting on a Rubber Band 

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.
I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube
whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

Algorithm on a Rubik's cube

A sequence of moves on a Rubik's cube e.g. R U R' U'.
I know that an algorithm on a Rubik's cube is used to solve it.

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy
You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

Rubbing on your tits 

The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.
Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."
Rubbing on your tits by Arby2013 October 15, 2009