Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well

I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.

Noted by S8tansanus May 22, 2024

Noted

To take notes or to keep a thought when you feel a great sexual pleasure.

Friend #1... "Dude did you see that guys ass!? It was humongous!"

Friend #2... "Noted..."

Noted by UdderTugger May 24, 2024

Noted, Thanks 

Typical Charlie's expression to thank himself for nothing may be necessary to repress frustration to have a small dick or a single neurone lost in his empty head. Quality Manager Department is proud to remark this important and necessary answer

Charlie: NIL
Charlie...answer: "Noted, Thanks" now my ego is proud

NIL - NOTED, THANKS.... WTF bro switch on your brain!

Noted, Thanks by ( B ô B ) March 3, 2022

noted nofuns 

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

noted nofuns by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

noted, moving on 

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"

Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.

noted, moving on by A15kk April 9, 2013

noted poker authority 

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.

Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.

noted poker authority by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006

Your contribution has been noted 

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Your contribution has been noted by just like honey July 1, 2017