noodled 

the act of eating noddles out of a woman's vagina

jack was eating out paige and she said SUPRIZE BITCH YOUVE BEEN noodled . he began to pull noodles out of his mouth.

noodled by vaginamedown69 March 17, 2017

NOODLED 

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth

"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"

NOODLED by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019

Noodled 

1. When you throw spaghetti at someone.

2. When you get slapped by someone’s noodle

1. HA! You just got noodled!

Noodled by Deadliestman619 March 3, 2021

Noodled 

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

Noodled by noodledog September 23, 2021

noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male

John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!

noodled down by James-thenerd November 6, 2017

K’noodled 

When you have taken so much Ketamine you feel like a noodle.

When a person is k’noodled they may also feel like a whacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man.

“Shouldn’t have taken that last bump, I’m so k’noodled right now”

“Man I was so k’noodled last night”

K’noodled by Flüf January 3, 2019

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

Get noodled by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020