New Hampshire 

Ok I dunno who keeps posting that NH sucks but they can't be more wrong. It's a beautiful state that offers beaches, mountains, and Boston all within 45 min. You get the best of all 4 seasons, fall is the best with the gorgeous foliage. We were one of the original colonies and the first to vote in the primaries and people from outside of New England don't even know we exist, nevermind give us credit for anything. We have no sales tax and the only bad thing is that all the Massholes come up to shop here, but it's ok cuz we get their money.

Chill people, lots of weed... snowboardin, skatin, beaches...

New Hampshire by Ashcheeks May 1, 2005

New Hampshire 

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.

I love New Hampshire.

New Hampshire by Brett May 13, 2005

chester new hampshire

A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.

"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".

chester new hampshire by tom necant October 28, 2009

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail 

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.

I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

New Hampshire 

A highly underrated state. New Hampshire takes pride in how much everyone either ignores it, or stereotypes it and lives up the immortal hype of being one of the most beautiful states in the country. It's also one of the least diverse states, but that shouldn't discourage anyone from living here.

New Hampshire residents are probably some of the most friendly people that you'll meet in New England. We're also much nicer than the majority of the people from Mass and we also don't drive like complete assholes. (Oops, that must be my NH snobbery speaking. My bad, folks!) And contrary to what most people think, there are things to do in this state. If you don't like shopping in southern New Hampshire, you can always travel up north to Mount Washington and attempt to hike it.

If that doesn't satisfy you, our beaches might. Thousands flock to the seacoast during the summer time until early fall. And if you're still not satisfied, our seasons will whet your appetite for anything aesthetically pleasing. New Hampshire also has some of the best colleges and schools in the country and it doesn't tax its citizens on virtually everything.

The only downside is its lack of extensive innovation and opportunities. New Hampshire likes to believe that it still lives in the 90's, which isn't necessarily a horrible thing either.

I'm leaving New Hampshire in the spring of 2013. I'm going to miss this place!

New Hampshire by robdlovesmeshush November 15, 2012

New Hampshire Smore 

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

New Hampshire Smore by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011

New Hampshire 

The best state to live in. People are down to earth, normal, and know how to drink beer. With a 45 min drive to boston and Manch Vegas one can never get bored of this senic state. Go to the beach, moutains, and the city all in one day. Add in some fall and some wicked nice summers and you couldnt ask for anything more.

State Moto: Drink beers and fish, Live free or die

New Hampshire by Bri Guy June 9, 2005