A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

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NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.

After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.

NAPA Special by Gordon September 3, 2008

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Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

Napa Valley PBJ by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

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Napa Skatepark

This skatepark consists of a few blobs of piece of shit cement, set 3ft across from each other a metal kicker,2 tiny quarter pipes and a gay ass round flat rail.
It blows,if you want a good park drive to the next town over,St. Helena and shred that one.

Fag:Let's go skate the Napa Skatepark!
Queer:Naw,lets skate that curb in front of my house,it's just ass good as that gay ass park.
Fag:True.

Napa Skatepark by LJ707 March 9, 2010

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