The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

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Elon Musketeer

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

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Muskeer is a HUGE Elon Musk's fan. Just like Beliebers, there are Muskeers who support and cherish everything related to the one and only, Elon Musk.

Are you also a Muskeer?
Hey Elon! We are Muskeers

Muskeer by 27weeks February 18, 2021

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n. - a person/member that takes part in a strong bromance involving a group of bros (usually three).

Rob-"I love you guys!"
Kevin- "I know I love you bros!"
Shane- "We're like the three muskequeers!"

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Getting yourself off or touching yourself inappropriately while listening to the greatest band ever, Muse.

After listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" I had to engage in a round of museterbation.

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A man willing to fuck any muff no matter the color, stench, amount of hair, seepage or venereal diseases.

Damn, did you hear Blake fucked Harli?" "Gross.... What a Muffketeer.

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Yo, Yeeter McSkeeter, did your wife get beatered?

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