diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) freshshot of bodily contents into their mouth.
Verb
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.
Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
1. after escaping a hugebear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.