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mumphing 

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers
mumphing by hawk March 26, 2005
Verb
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.

Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.
Murphins by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012

Murphilgurgin

When a teacher asks to take your air pods out
Teacher says, “MURPHILGURGIN”
You “ NAH
Murphilgurgin by ItsMeBoyy March 31, 2021

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit 

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.
"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

mumphing 

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
mumphing by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

Murching 

The act of position one's anus or vagina over an erect penis, in anticipation of the moment of deep penetration.
Sally quickly starting murching over John's penis, waiting for him to insert it.
Murching by Julznova November 17, 2009