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mlg montage 

An MLG Montage is a mix of random shit, illuminati, doritos, MTD, Sanic, A LOT OF COD HITMARKS!, Airhorns, Snoop dog, 420, Swag, Noscopez, XxXxX, Etc.

The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.
YoloSwag #1This MLG Montage is so fucking dope right now.
YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.
mlg montage by Yuno32897591857 January 25, 2016

montage parody 

It's when you open sony vegas import a random COD video and slam your cock agains your keyboard for 2 hours-IGN
Look at that montage parody, show me the montage parody
Give me the montage parody, I want the the montage parody
Back up the montage parody, I need the montage parody
I like the montage parody, oh what a montage parody

-Jaden Smith
montage parody by Dank Child January 16, 2014

Montarded 

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.
Mitch is seriously montarded.
Montarded by chad2009 February 9, 2009

Montague Tubesock 

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

Montange 

An operator in Rainbow 6 Siege that shows that player has no skill nor a dad.
Jamal(BlackPanther): Im playin Montange
AsianBurger: haahah nig** u trash, where yo dad at ?
Montange by yoyoDaddy44 November 15, 2018

maytagged 

Kayaking term for getting thrashed around in a large hydraulic (whirlpool, hole or breaking wave).
I dropped into Albert's Falls too far river-left and got totally Maytagged in that keeper hole.
maytagged by Flyin' Brian September 17, 2005