Mojave Mud Plugger 

Right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your cock in her ass until shit comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. Then you ram it balls deep repeatedly. The shit makes good lube!

Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.

Ann wasn't being a good girl so I gave here the Mojave Mud Plugger.

Mojave Mud Plugger by Ricky Doodles March 26, 2007

Mojave suprise 

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!

i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!

Mojave suprise by BenisWhite June 18, 2011

Mojave Mouth 

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.

Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"

Mojave Mouth by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013

Mojave spanking 

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

Mojave spanking by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

Mojave scissor trap 

A non penetrating sex position in which the male places his penis between a women’s thighs against her clit while standing. The women then crosses her legs to apply more pressure, from there the male begins to thrust.

Jake and Jamie are Christian’s but still want to get off. To avoid penetration Jamie gave Jake the Ol’ Mojave scissor trap

Mojave scissor trap by Just joshin July 10, 2023

Mojave backrub 

the act of vomiting on the person sitting in the car seat in front of you; most commonly done while hungover, on the drive out of Las Vegas thru the Mojave Desert

"Can we slow down on these hills? I don't want to give anybody a Mojave backrub."

Mojave backrub by Sunshine Baldwin June 16, 2013

Mojave Jon 

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

Mojave Jon by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014