Moisture Pig 

A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.

A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.

A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.

Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.

That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!

Moisture Pig by Bshifters December 15, 2019

Gas Moisture 

Residue of fart - A slipperiness between the butt cheeks caused by poo particles and moisture released from a fart.. Fermenting Gas moisture is thought to be the cause of Butt Cheese or Honey Butt.

I've been fartin so much I have gas moisture - I need to pop to the toilet to check, I'm sure the residue of all my farts will be brown.
or
This Mexican food has given me gas moisture (morning after, wipe check)

Gas Moisture by nick packer October 10, 2007

moisture-seeking mutton missile 

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

moisture-seeking mutton missile by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

moisturiser 

I always thought it was cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

moisturiser by An Oil of Olay Representative September 15, 2003

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

Heat-seeking moisture missile by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile 

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

heat seeking moisture missile by mafioso March 23, 2003

Moisture Industry 

Synonym for a male's sex life. Used to obscure the subject of the conversation when around others (girlfriends, parents, eavesdroppers etc.).

Example 1:

Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??

Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?

Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.

Moisture Industry by TeaOhEm October 14, 2011