Dannii Minogue 

The queen of plastic surgery, who will be forever destined to live in the shadow of her older sister Kylie. A tool of her record company that (much like Kylie's), will attempt to style her to appeal to what ever poor young fools that constitute their target market.

Dannii Minogue does not pay any attention to genres in music and does not like to be pigeon-holed by the crap music journelists whose unbiased (ha!) opinions she survives on.

Dannii Minogue by SID_6581 November 5, 2003

Kylie Minogue American 

A Japanese slang term for American battle hardened, emotionally scarred female military with a blunt sense of realism, quiet personality, loud fashion sense and often small of stature but deceptively muscular. Accidentally comes off as intimidating without trying.

Gives off a "dont make me embarrass or hurt you vibe."
Kylie Minogue is Australian but it doesn't matter.

Don't screw with Staff Sergeant over there, she's a "Kylie Minogue American"

Kylie Minogue American by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023

kylie minogue 

A half Peruvian half Caucasian pop star with a nice ass and cool moves.

la la la la la la la la

kylie minogue by crockedpenis April 21, 2005

Dannii Minogue 

Conceited little pop-whore and sister of the equally talentless Kylie Minogue. Plastic in every sense of the word. Never achieved anything of worth and never will. Ultra-pretentious to boot.

Person A: I went out and bought the latest Dannii Minogue single.

Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).

Dannii Minogue by triggaz April 15, 2008

dannii minogue 

If you could give Dannii Minogue one award, it would be for making the shittest records ever!! Im being totally serious, how can somebody make such crap records. She tries to copy Kylie, when Kylie is hardly fantasic either. Stop trying to hog fame Danni, you plastic biatch!

Try and name a huge hit by Dannii Minogue? UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......... exactly!!!

dannii minogue by mimimariah October 6, 2005

National Kylie Minogue Day 

National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))

Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”

National Kylie Minogue Day by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_ October 1, 2020

Dannii Minogue 

along with her sister kylie, the biggest embarrassments our country australia, has ever produced

australia is ashamed of kylie and danii,
oh man ur such a dannii

Dannii Minogue by nat November 16, 2003