milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

milking the trouser snake by keifermail July 12, 2009

milking it 

taking more time or advantage than you're really due because you can get away with it. Short for "milking it for all it's worth."

Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.

Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.

Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.

milking it by Scott ATL March 13, 2013

Prostate Milking 

The act of massaging or caressing a man's prostate to the point of ejaculation. Done in a purely sexual manner.

Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.

They gave me such a prostate milking that I couldn't get hard the rest of the day.

Prostate Milking by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020

Milking It 

When you deliberately drag something out to the point of taking the piss and abusing the gratitude of others.

"Hey do you know when chapman is back at work" "the guy with the broken leg? nah man he's still milking it"

Milking It by JPlow October 8, 2014

Double milking 

To be masturbated twice, by two different people

Double milking.

Double Ejaculation

Double milking by Wilkyx August 18, 2018

Milking it 

Louisa’s 40th birthday celebrations!

They’re milking this situation aren’t they? Yeah a bit like Louisa’s 40th Birthday celebrations... now that was milking it!!

Milking it by Lovinglifelou May 28, 2018

Milking the Badger 

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

Milking the Badger by MeHigh July 12, 2007