Merle is a funny guy that will always say “you lil bitch” has a heart of gold he’s very kind and smart. Might be someone’s pimp. Ain’t afraid to let his hands be bilingual 🤌🏻 fuck around and find out Merle’s a really good friend but you might wanna drive at night because if your his friend real friend don’t let blind friends drive. If your his know a Merle keep him in your life never know when you might need him or a hug or just someone to listen 👂 he’s amazing and he’s a lil bitch 🫶🏼

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Merle that guy right there with the money and glasses! 👓

Merle by Ebeohp October 30, 2025

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Merle Haggard

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.

That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.

Merle Haggard by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007

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Merle Haggard

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.

Merle Haggard by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

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Merle Ambrose

An ULTIMATE wizard who can cast any magic spell in the epic game. Wizard101. He can cast guacamole nigga penis, give me your cake, ur adopted kid shutup, you're gay and finally nigger dance. Be careful messing with the mysterious ambrose.

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gay wizard

Merle Ambrose by humungoppman123 April 21, 2020

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