Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

mansturating 

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

mansturating by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

Manstruating 

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.

Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!

Manstruating by Deecee February 25, 2015

manstruating 

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.

Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.

manstruating by Manduh420 July 12, 2007

Menstruation 

Gordon Ramsay himself

guy: what’s menstruation like?

gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?

guy: uhhh yea...

gurl: yep that’s how it be.

Menstruation by gwn.y May 1, 2019

menstruation 

"a bloody waste of Fucking time"

menstruation - no time for sex

menstruation by Dov.R.M. October 12, 2007

Manstruating 

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.

Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."

Manstruating by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013