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Brandon Melton 

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
Brandon Melton by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021
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Brayden Melton 

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.
What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head

eggmont melton 

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali
is he gay or wat
eggmont melton by annonomus October 1, 2003

French Melton 

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
French Melton by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

Scott Melton 

the hottest and coolest person to ever live