AKA
McDonald's (founded by Dick Schitt), they will make you a fine schit sammich, or a McSchiggit.
When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.
When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a burger containing your choice of schit sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd)
sometimes including a My
Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.
The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)