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McDonald's Time Machine 

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
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Tate Mcdonald 

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.
I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!
Tate Mcdonald by Dis Nigg a March 21, 2020

McDonald's WiFi 

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
McDonald's WiFi by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Ronald McDonald 

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
Ronald McDonald by anonymous November 22, 2004

McDonalds 

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.
"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

McDonalds 

Restaurant that's sued by fat ass bitches for making them fat even though the fat ass order five supersized meals a day.
Eat responsibly.
McDonalds by Anonymous July 3, 2003

mcdonaldization 

The process by which the principles of the fast-food restaurant
are coming to dominate more sectors of our society.
mcdonaldization by Lindy July 15, 2003