Maude

You will never be able to find someone with a smile as beautiful and sweet as that of Maude. She is a realky kind,beautiful and intelligent person. There are not two Maude in this wirld because she have so much qualities

Maude is so perfect!

Maude by Œuf a la coque April 16, 2018

Maude

a friendly elderly woman who befriends young people.

They Often your friend's mom or grandma, who tries to teach thier young kids life lessons.

originally from the movie "Harold and Maude"

a really cool old lady

MAUDE: Hey Charlie, Let's go save this tree from pollution.
CHARLIe: what?
MAUDE: let's rescue it from this concrete jungle and take it to the forest.
CHARLIE: oh Maude, you're so awsome.
MAUDE: Well You have to live, Charlie.

Maude by Martin_D August 5, 2007

maudied 

the undeliberate act of clearing out an entire bar by playing loud and obnoxious power pop while simultaneously jumping on a trampoline.

"Did you hear that opening band last night? They completely maudied the audience."

maudied by Sven Gunderson October 16, 2005

darth mauled 

to be completly destroyed, and to metaphorically see your own legs fall infront of you as you die.

archie: wahahaha
nick: oh son i got darth mauled!

darth mauled by cheeseandchewie November 6, 2008

hair of the bear that mauled you 

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

hair of the bear that mauled you by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Mauled by Jesus 

Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.

*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus

Mauled by Jesus by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016