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Single Married Woman 

A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.
Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.
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The most beautiful and kindest person, inside and outside.
Marrah is the most beautiful person in the world.
Marrah by Richyy194949 February 3, 2019
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In the pit villages of the Durham Coalfield, marrowing was a system of bed-sharing agreed by two friends who were on opposite shifts. Your bed sharer was known as your marrow, or "marra", and the term then became synonymous with "mate".
Hoo ya gannin marra?
Marra by Mick998 January 24, 2018

smug married 

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*
smug married by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
friend : your girl maraea is pretty amazing
Manfriend : Bro, shes the most amazing girl in the world ;)
Maraea by thattopbloke August 22, 2011

mariaelisa 

Mariaelisa is goddamn beautiful.
mariaelisa by curvybbyg May 27, 2018
the slang word in cumbrian to say mate or friend
asser marra whens'oo ga'an yam
marra by sheiky September 23, 2005