Bernie Madoff 

A wake-up call to learn how to invest your own money instead of relying on others to do a worse job than you could have done guessing.

Don't Bernie Madoff your investments. Do it yourself and avoid poverty.

Bernie Madoff by UltimateFakePunk December 26, 2008

Ripoff Madoff 

A well fitting, deserved, and appropriate nickname for the world's biggest con artist Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled $65 billion and got 150 years in Federal prison in Butner North Carolina doing so.

What Bernie Madoff is to the early 21st Century is what Charles Ponzi is to 1920. So Bernie Madoff deserves the nickname, Ripoff Madoff.

Ripoff Madoff by Viscount Druitt December 10, 2019

bronie madoff

The Wall Street, suit and tie bro who has an entry level position at a mid level brokerage firm. Gladly offers his services to his upwardly brobile broskies. Often pitches woo to soft headed women about his brobility to make 100 grand in a week. Know for completely crediting himself as helping the head honchos at his brokerage firm brorchestrate a brostile takeover of Goldman Sachs.

Le'Bro James: Sweet! GE just went up by 5 points today, along with Procter & Gamble. I gotta thank Bronie Madoff for getting me into stock markets. I'm making mad paper!

Bro Diddley: Hell yes!

bronie madoff by Define Me! October 23, 2009

Bernie Madoff 

Cum in a girls eyes so that they are completely blind and throw her face-down on the floor. Quickly get dressed and then take her money as you leave. As you run out the door, yell "Gotcha bitch!".

"Alright boys im buying tonight. I Bernie Madoff-ed some bitch last night so I have an extra $200 laying around."

Bernie Madoff by Word 1981 September 3, 2009

Madoffed 

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.

Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.

Madoffed by Client 09 January 9, 2009

madiff

When an individual or group of people take a lot of offence, whether it be from a joke or very serious situation( the use of "madiff" usually lightens the mood)
Pronounced: "mad-af"
The person calling the "madiff" will usually drag the word out aloud emphasizing the "mm..."

John:"We going to be late because four-eyes over here cant read."
Paul:"madiff"
Peter (guy wearing glasses): "Fuck off Pinnochio"(John has a big nose)
Paul: "MMMMMMAADIFFF!"
(Laughter)

madiff by Carrot_cake August 7, 2011

madeoff 

to take, steal or lose someone's money or investments without a care or apparent concern especially when the sums are by the multi millions or billions.

to "madeoff" with somebody's pensions fund. A pun on Bernie Madoff the world's most notorious ponzi schemer who is accused of losing $50billion of OPM or other people's money.

madeoff by vson60 January 11, 2009