Swamp Logged 

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

Swamp Logged by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010

mall-logged 

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

mall-logged by Apmac June 28, 2008

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

Lincoln Logged by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Dog logged 

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

Dog logged by Krul November 2, 2018

Lincoln-logged 

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

Lincoln-logged by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Shit logged 

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

Shit logged by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

Air-logged by Prangutan January 17, 2021