Lettuce

a very cool person but is a big loser like a big fat loser .. no offense.

lettuce is gay

Lettuce by HAHAHA RAY HAHAH October 15, 2019

lettuce

The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties

I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong

lettuce by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

Lettuce

Of relating to or obtaining a hockey stick, particularly a new one.

Hey mike are you going to break in the new lettuce today in warm-ups?

Lettuce by Johnny Damon October 30, 2017

Lettuce

The act of receiving an oral blow job.

I lay back and get some lettuce; call it a wrap.

Lettuce by Devin that Dude April 5, 2009

Lettuce

Originally a vegetable, but later on a pun.

Lettuce have peace in this world!
Lettuce eat dinner now.
Lettuce see what happens...

Lettuce by Anónimogata January 7, 2017

lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “

lettuce by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019

Lettuce

leh·tuhs
A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.

Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!

Lettuce by notEpical May 17, 2020