Lemony Snicket 

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

Lemony Snicket by Chloe January 11, 2005

lemony*snickert 

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert

All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.

Ignore that poster, they never have anything of value to say, they are just a lemony*snickert.

lemony*snickert by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003

Lemony Snicket 

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry

I bet Russel Crowe has some huge lemony snickets

Lemony Snicket by kickstanddick November 29, 2004

lemony snicket 

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!

Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!

lemony snicket by Lumpkin July 4, 2005

Lemony Snicket 

A once courageous but now cowardly man who has taken part in the great organization of V.F.D.

Lemony Snicket wrote one of the greatest books in the world. They were later on adapted by Nickolodeon and Netflix.

Lemony Snicket by DepressedCoward March 5, 2019

Lemony Shitsit

The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.

During my bathroom emergency after taco Tuesday, I had a Lemony Shitsit so fresh I wanted to puke.

Lemony Shitsit by t-rud February 16, 2023

lemony snicket 

A mysterious author who is related to the baudelaires.

lemony snicket wrote the bad beginning

lemony snicket by V.F.D. November 5, 2003