Leaky Starfish 

A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.

Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish.

Leaky Starfish by His-torian September 21, 2003

leaky scooter 

When a guy cums into a vagina and it starts leaking out a little bit.

“I am gonna give you a leaky scooter babe”

leaky scooter by Pate8793 January 2, 2018

leaky sheiky

Derived from the condom brand 'Sheik'. An expression used to describe a faulty or defective condom that, due to (usually unconcious) puncturing or size problems, well, leaks during intercourse. Usually used in conjuction with a girl getting knocked up.

"You really should get a vasendectomy, one day that leaky sheiky is going to come along and you two will be screwed"

leaky sheiky by Nadia July 9, 2004

Leaky Susan 

A burrito whose juices leak out of the tortilla on to the eater's hand and arm.

Damn, my triple meat barbacoa turned out to be a leaky susan!

Leaky Susan by Tom Microwave May 24, 2005

How to learn spanish 

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.

Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.

How to learn spanish by sir climer the great November 21, 2018

leafy shit 

leafy shit is weed that is crap and has more leaves in it than bud

this buds some right leafy shit

leafy shit by nelson bates July 27, 2006

leaky sandwich 

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.

leaky sandwich by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010