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dutch leaf-blower 

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
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Swedish Leaf Blower 

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.
Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.
Swedish Leaf Blower by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

Texas Leaf Blower 

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!
Texas Leaf Blower by Rionox September 30, 2022

American leaf blower 

When she's huffing and puffing the hair out of her face after a session of prone bone.
Guy 1: "Yo, I'm gonna have Ashley doing the American leaf blower on prom night."
Guy 2: "Bet."

wisconsin leaf blower 

When someone farts in one's oral cavity, then person with said fart in their mouth proceeds to blow fart into 3rd parties mouth.
Julie said "that Wisconsin Leaf Blower left a pungent taste in my mouth"

Icelandic leaf blower 

the act of cumming in ones own mouth and power blowing it into the another ones vagina
she was bored so i gave her the Icelandic leaf blower, and that spiced things up.

Commit Leaf-blower 

This is the act of wrapping a man's penis hole around a leaf blower, and subsequently turning on the leaf blower.
Fuck you, Kyle!
No, fuck you, why don't you go commit leaf-blower!