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Laytoning 

adjective & adverb
the state of being in chaos, disarray, disorganisation, propelling oneself through life in a frenzy
You’re really laytoning this day!
Laytoning by Stack-y November 2, 2018

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon
Landoning a post by landoning September 3, 2019
When merek is talking about his lawns again.
Hannah: All this rain is so nice!
Merek: yeah my lawns gonna be so nice

Hannah: really Lawning over here.
Lawning by hannsbanans May 24, 2021
Lawsonna is a kind, smart, beautiful, creative, stylish, fabulous and funny young lady

She NEVER lies, steals or think negative
She is the BEST friend you could ever have
Lawsonna is the smartest person in THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
Lawsonna by Sonna November 23, 2021
To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson
“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates
Dawsoning by Chris fischer December 28, 2022
To learn a valuable lesson part taken place
Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.
Lessoning by Sadrock May 18, 2023