latch-key kid 

A latch-key kid is someone who goes to a public area (i.e a park, playground) because they have nothing else to do. They spend most of their free time there, and eventually learns the names of everyone who visits that area. May participate in activies such as frisbie, basketball, etc.

Latch-key kid Nathan likes to spend all his free time at the public gym to play basketball with all other latch-key kids.

latch-key kid by Big Donkey May 10, 2005

Latch fuck 

When someone lifts another person and fucks them while standing

I latch fucked my girlfriend in the ass

Latch fuck by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016

Latch fuck 

To lift someone and fuck them while standing

I latch fucked my wife

Latch fuck by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016

latch hand 

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.

Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.

latch hand by The lord of the board. May 15, 2021

latch hole 

Someone who can't do things for things, and can't move on bc they were so dependent on their partner.

That latch hole had to call the nurse to remove the pee hat from the toilet so I could use the toilet.

latch hole by Beautifulmesspoetess May 16, 2022

Latch’s Gambit 

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.

Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.

Latch’s Gambit by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025

snatch latch 

The female equivilant of a cockblock. A female who prevents another female from getting laid. Sometimes a Mother Hen

Nancy, you stupid snatch latch, I think that guy really liked me and you had to come in and tell him I have a boyfriend!

snatch latch by Web Witch July 20, 2008