Lansing Landslide 

When you put dirt in a chic's pussy and fuck her until your and her cum and fluids make it into mud.

I gave my bitch a Lansing Landslide last night, it looked like shit, but it felt so good.

Lansing Landslide by BGTV October 9, 2017

East Lansing High School 

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023

East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

East Lansing High School by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

East Lansing 

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

East Lansing by lolredwings April 25, 2011

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

East Lansing Neapolitan by TaintStain May 8, 2008

Beast Lansing 

The home of the Michigan State Spartans.

I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.

Beast Lansing by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016

East Lansing 

1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country.

2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.

1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI."
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"

2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"

East Lansing by 100% pure michigan July 25, 2009