Land Whale 

-Noun.
Obese person.

Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.

"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."

Land Whale by RabidIrishman May 15, 2013

Land Whale 

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

Land Whale by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

Rarely Seen Land Whale by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012

Landwerlen 

A tall stiffy.

Whooooaaa!!!! Look at that landwerlen!!!!

Landwerlen by G bag September 20, 2010

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

Land-Whale by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land Whale 

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

Land Whale by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006

Handwhalefish 

A symbol of a cute whalefish drawn upon ones hand.

did you see that girls hand? she had a handwhalefish. I didnt know she was into that...

Handwhalefish by drkjester June 30, 2010