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Kristina 

Kristina’s are the sweetest, most gorgeous, and outgoing girls there are. They are always willing to help out, and your parents will always love them! They set really high goals, and always go after them. They aren’t afraid to take changes, and risk a little to have the best night if their lives. Long brown hair, hazel eyes, and usually not too tall. They have the most gorgeous body, even though they may not always think so. They keep their best friends close, but they still have tons of other friends. The guys love them, but she says true to who she loves. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t let her go.
Kristina is outgoing and stays true to who she is.
Kristina by Rylan Haster December 12, 2018
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Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab 

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED
She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed
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Krustal Meth 

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.
that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.
Krustal Meth by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010
Usually outgoing, sexxy, very athletic, a friend who's always there, most amazing person ever alive, sweet, kind, HILARIOUS, has a smile that can light up the world, gorgeous eyes, will not let anyone walk all over her, when she walks into a room she makes friends instantly and guys hit on her like crazy, if a guy thinks he's in love it would have to be with a girl named kristi!
Find a Kristi and find one fast before their all gone!
Kristi by Blake199 May 5, 2013
Kristi is so beautiful
Kristi by Ruehdbfisjfc August 6, 2017
The most beautiful wonderful girl you'll ever meet Aka perfect. She's a strong person who's never wrong. She's very wise and trusting. She's always there to help others and need. Not to mention she's all the rage with guys. Everyone wants to date her but she only gets the best.
Witness:I look up to Kristie
Witness 2: She saved my life
Witness 3: Damn her boobs are nice *drool*
Witness 4: She's so sweet,never mean!
Kristie by kristiekookiez December 3, 2014

Kristina 

Kristina is a beautiful, caring, open minded, funny human being. She is always there for you and no matter what, she never let's you down. Kristina is the kind of girl who usually keeps to herself, but once you get to know her, the crazy and wild side comes out. She has a face that she shows to nobody but herself. However, she is always welcoming to share her deep thoughts with somebody she cares about and trusts. Nobody will never fully understand her, and everybody second guesses her and doubts her abilities. Has a sixth sense, and always can predict the future. Quick witted and a very intelligent person. She always becomes stressed and antimidated under anxiety, but always seems to get over it in no time. She will give up anything and nurtures others. Kristina is a very special person that you should keep close in your heart, because when you loose her, regret will fill over you and you'll immediately want her back.
Nick: holy shit man did you see that new girl today in the hall? she looked sooo sexy!

Jason: hell yeah man, she must be a kristina.
Kristina by iluasoNFYIHOGAE April 19, 2017