Krispy Kreme Job 

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.

Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.

Krispy Kreme Job by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010

krispy kreme 

A % of what many peoples bodies are composed of.

Human body: 60% water, 20% krispy kreme, 20% other

krispy kreme by /Nickk June 11, 2006

krispy kreme 

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.

The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!

krispy kreme by Ben March 4, 2005

Krispy Kreme 

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

Krispy Kreme by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Krispy Kreme Pie 

When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.

He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.

Krispy Kreme Pie by Steve Zissou Jr. January 9, 2010

kisspy kreme 

The act of a kissing a man directly after taking his load in your mouth, only to force it into his own. Instead of swallowing the cum, one simply takes it in their mouth and reciprocates it back into the man's sealed with a kiss.

Friend- "I thought you and Amber were doing well, what happened?"

Man- "Yeah well, we were until last night; she gave me a Kisspy kreme and I ended it then and there! I hate the taste of my own seaman, its just so bitter."

kisspy kreme by Weepingbell Willow December 8, 2013

krispy kreme donut hand 

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

krispy kreme donut hand by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022