Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Rectum? Damn near killed him! by JKKendrick December 26, 2009

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! 

(N.) The old South Park catch phrase up until 2002, when they stopped killing Kenny and he came back from the dead through the help of Chef's parents and yet another lame Rob Schnieder movie. ("Rob Schnieder is Kenny")

Oh My God! They Didn't Killed Kenny!
You........, Non-Bastards!

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! by G-Union October 28, 2003

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

In this world its KILL or BE KILLED

A catchphrase Flowey says.

"In this world its KILL or BE KILLED. Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like this?"

In this world its KILL or BE KILLED by Jurta February 22, 2017

kitted 

If someone has a fly outfit on, they're kitted. The clothes they're wearing are mad nice- from head to toe- like they got it from a kit. Therefore, they're kitted.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Sean's fit today? That shit was fire.
Person 2: Yeah bro, that ni**as kitted.

kitted by fuhrari October 16, 2019

snape-killed 

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent.

"Would you believe me if I said he snape-killed him?"

snape-killed by SuperCarlinBrothers, Fan October 10, 2016

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed 

Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do

vines

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed

oh yee i luv dat vine

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed by gnawy02 February 17, 2019