Keeblering 

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.

Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.

Keeblering by Happy Elf December 29, 2012

Kettering internet 

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

Kettering internet by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

Keepering 

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.

Keepering Football Soccer Goalkeeper SundayLeague PubTeam

Keepering by KINGZz November 20, 2013

kestering 

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

kestering by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

Kettering Ohio 

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.

Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.

Kettering Ohio by LastPancake April 10, 2011

kettering 

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place

"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."

kettering by Humbert October 21, 2005

kellering 

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

kellering by bigterm April 30, 2014