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Jenner Bending 

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

hot jenner 

When a pre op male to female transsexual, who must have breasts, squats over a waiting partner with a full stomach. As the partner inserts a butt plug into the transsexual partner, that partner begins to masturbate and simultaneously play with her breasts. When climax Is reached on the partners face, either partner removes the butt plug causing an evacuation of the bowels onto a waiting chest (like a Cleveland steamer).
Ronald went to Thailand hoping to find a pre op transsexual willing to perform a hot jenner.
hot jenner by yeoux mah mah August 24, 2016

Kylie Jenner 

a species of Kardashians/Jenner's that took so much lip injections it became a pufferfish with an allergic reaction. It also turned into a piece of plastic before the age of 13.
Regina: i want to turn into a kylie jenner
Sarah: might as well turn into a grocery bag

Caitlyn Jenner'ed

The act of running a pedestrian over with an automobile, killing them, fleeing the scene of the accident, and later getting away with vehicular manslaughter free of criminal charges or discipline. Directly related to an incident involving Caitlyn Jenner.
I would've been late to work so I ran a red light and totally Caitlyn Jenner'ed this guy in the crosswalk.

Did you get away with it?

Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.

Kris Jenner 

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.
1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.

Bruce Jenner 

He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?

Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.
Bruce Jenner by TheKB321 June 8, 2015