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Jamba piss 

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.
Jamba piss by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012
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Jamba Embargo 

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
Jamba Embargo by Path March 23, 2007

Jamba Juice 

God's own natural lubricant that comes out of your girlfriend a.k.a. pussy dew
When I pulled out of that bitch my dick was covered in her Jamba Juice.
Jamba Juice by Chris DP September 14, 2005

Jamba Juice 

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.
1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.
Jamba Juice by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016

Jamba Juicer 

a person w/ no street smarts; a person that seems to have an IQ equivalent to a brick; a person that can't carry a single in depth conversation; most of what they say sound like, "LETS GO SHOPPING TODAY! OMGAD LET'S GO GET JAMBA JUICE!" w/ a few exceptions
1) Pft, look at that Jamba Juicer.
2) Dude, you know what she called me today? A Jamba Juicer.
3) You, a Jamba Juicer? No way...
Jamba Juicer by Debbie Shin October 14, 2005

jamba kimmin 

An instance in the smoking of marijuana where a pipe is passed around and one person goes off on a random thought, phrase, or story while holding the pipe and not hitting it, annoying everyone else in the rotation.
A pipe is passed, the person holding it goes "I remember this one time I smoked a lot of weed..." this weed smoking story is continued until the persons lights are punched out.
jamba kimmin by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

Jamba Juice 

1. A delicious place where you can get a variety of healthy smoothies and other refreshments.
2. An easy way to say "What's the matter with you?"
1. "Let's go to Jamba Juice gang, I really have to wet my whistle with a delicious smoothy!"
2. "Jamba Juice Monique?"
Jamba Juice by Slim Shadow October 2, 2005