hutcherology 

The study of the most sexiest being on the face of the earth. Commonly known as Joshua Ryan Hutcherson.

During lunch time, my friend and I were busy studying hutcherology.

hutcherology by everyone ever November 24, 2014

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

hunched goblin by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009

get hitched 

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

get hitched by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

Hutchence wank 

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.

At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.

Hutchence wank by Giacomo Mentum June 5, 2009

Hutcheon Honky Tonk 

Little known Country and Western song from Texas C&W legend Randy Hutcheon. Recorded in July 1987, originally only 500 copies of the song were pressed, but it went on to have some success with a European audience so was later re-released in Germany in 1989. The song was thought to have been written about Randy's first wife Brooke-Jane Brooks, after she had an affair with Randy's older brother Rowdy Hutcheon, though this is unconfirmed by the artist. Randy went on to become the pioneer behind combining Country and Western music with traditional Slovenian folk dancing and can still be found playing to packed audiences throughout Slovenia, Slovakia and Romania. Randy is set to return to north America next year with a stadium tour showcasing his unique sound and is hotly tipped to play at half time of the 2011 Super Bowl.

Man, I love that unique Randy Hutcheon sound
The Hutcheon Honky Tonk is a great way to get the party started

Hutcheon Honky Tonk by A C&W Fan December 4, 2010

Hutcherwives

"Fangirls" of Josh Hutcherson. Very rabid and obsessed with anything Hutcherson related. Proceed with caution.

They don't call us hutcherwives for nothing!

Hutcherwives by Darkmoony93 January 5, 2013

Get Hatched 

When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.

I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.

Get Hatched by Ricky Hatch March 26, 2023